Best Directions

To get off this desert, follow the any mirage
till you get to Bone Valley, turn down the nearest dune
and go all the way to the elevator. Push the button
for the rooftop penthouse. There you will see a lavender
wigwam under a plastic magnolia. There may be a neon
moon or a series of blinking stars. For some
reason there is a beaded door (not the traditional
rawhide). If you detect the odor of sage burning
then it is safe to enter. Otherwise wait for someone
in warpaint to scan you for metal objects.
You must be good with your hands to communicate
here, although dance also works well.
Whatever you do, keep your mouth shut.
The older women do not like to hear strangers speak.
Neither do their men.
You will find beer.